THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!
T oday is Reformation Day . Happy Reformation Day everyone! In honor of this very historic day, I thought I'd share the following photograph from my own personal photo album: This photo was taken of me on October 31, 1995. I was a senior in college, and this was at a "Reformation Day Party". That's me, standing next to the 95 Theses, looking very pensive . . . and stroking my beard . Ok, let me just address the first question: no, that is not a real beard that I grew on my own. The beard is made of crepe hair, which is a special kind of wool used to make theatrical beards and mustaches. You can get it at any magic shop or wherever theatrical makeup is sold. Crepe hair is cool because you can mix different colors and make your beard look like it has grey patches or red highlights, and match it exactly to your own hair so it looks very realistic. Anyway, I had gone to college in Massachusetts and a bunch of my friends had heard that one of the Christian clubs